In the previous post, several reasons for hating dogs were presented from the I HATE DOGS Squidoo lens - a deliberate attempt to stir up controversy. This lens shows up in the DUELS category of squidoo.com.
This post presents the remainder of the reasons the I HATE DOGS author offers for totally hating man's best friend:
I HATE DOGS
• The slobbery licking is repulsive. Yuk, and the ones that have the drool hanging from their mouths. If you are an owner who kisses their dog on the lips, then I think you are very very wrong.
DESIGNERPUPPYS
Yes it is, but only when you make yourself a target for licking and drool.
I HATE DOGS
• The jumping up, the bouncing and the running. Absolutely terrifying.
DESIGNERPUPPYS
Ignore, Ignore, Ignore! If people would just turn their backs on jumping dogs, the animals would lose interest very quickly.
I HATE DOGS
• This is the main reason why I don't like dogs: owners expect everyone else to love their pooch as much as they do. We have to be tolerant of their hairy excited animal bounding up to us in the park, frightening our children and sticking their noses in our crotches. I like to go running, but each time I go I have to navigate the dogs. I hate dogs, but they just love me! I am a dog magnet, they smell the fear and seek me out! I think many owners forget that only they know their dog, it could be the soppiest dog in the world but we do not know this and I am going to wary of anything that runs up and rugby tackles me when I go running.
DESIGNERPUPPYS
Again, the author has something called misplaced hatred. It's not the dogs that are the problem - it's the owners. Why aren't the dogs leashed when the author is running? If you decide to run in a dog park, you're going to be the subject of investigation by loose dogs.
I HATE DOGS
• And finally, DON'T BRING YOUR DOG TO WORK
DESIGNERPUPPYS
If people can bring their bratty, insolent children to work, then I can bring my licking, jumping, but cute dog to work.
It's An Old Saying
If you hate dogs and children - find someplace else besides their presence to spread your misery. That way you won't be polluting the universe with your negativity!
Sunday, August 15, 2010
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